🤢 A card that spits up devilish fun from his perfect angel 👼
For spewperb Dads 🤮 This funny, 3D laser cut card literally shakes with joy. Seriously! It shrieks. It belches. It makes some horrifyingly accurate sick noises. And then it laughs. In your face.
Powered by baby chaos 🍼 (and an in-built battery & speaker). Inside this funny card for parents, you'll find a pop-up baby mid spew loudly erupting hilarious sounds & unsettling giggles
Spew. Shake. Love. Repeat 👩🍼 With surround sound, joy & a 3D side of vom, it's just like parenthood! Gurgling & looping over 2000 times for ~20secs. It'll shake like Dad’s last nerve after he opens your silly card...
Bundle of joy... & trauma 🤷♂️ If having you as a child wasn't enough, now you can gift Dad a cheeky, joke filled Father’s Day card that goes way beyond chocolates, & instead triggers his baby-related PTSD...
Sickeningly good card 👑 Your Dad's the best, so spit up some feels with this silly, novelty card & its bodily fluids
Best, fun card for ➡️ New dads, exhausted dads, seasoned pros & dads who’ve seen (& worn) things they’ll never forget. Gross. Hilarious. Beautiful. Just like fatherhood
Sick of being unappreciated? Good. So is this card. It's the best Father's day card going and Dad's handled worse…
