🐙 This Card is Well-Armed for Romance 🐙
Cheeky Love Card 🍑 A funny & original romantic card for those of whom have a cute butt you'd quite fancy touching (with their permission ooobviously)
Ink-credible Details 🃏 Features a large, very happy, 3D, pop-up octopus with multiple handtickles just waiting to touch butts with, no construction required
Sucker For Love ❤️ Your partner will love this funny 3D card with all of their heart(s) when the silly & excitable octopus pops up on opening
A (tenta)Cool Card 🫶 The best, funny love card for those of whom octopi your heart. Perfect for him or her, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, partner's birthday or a junior colleague. JOKING, do not do that...
High-Quality Materials 💪
- FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper
- 100% recyclable
- Intricately handmade with laser cut details
- Premium grade paper stock
- Full, double sided HD colour
- Large A5 size (when folded) plus envelope & fun packaging
- Includes blank, internal pull out card (so you can express your love for their perky buttocks)
- From a small UK business 👋
Funny Love Card Message 💌
Front: I WISH I WAS AN OCTOPUS
Inside: SO I'D HAVE EIGHT HANDS TO TOUCH YOUR BUTT WITH
